why don't you people tell me these things?!?!

umm HELL-LO? jon stewart has a new book out. dude. AND, as if that weren’t delicious enough — check out this transcript of stewart’s appearance on “the o’reilly factor”. have i mentioned recently that jon stewart is just dreamy?

overheard in the harford road safeway parking lot.

mother: “i don’t have the money to buy you that toy — i’ve got to pay the bills!” child: “yeah, but you always pay bills!” ah, the blissful ignorance of childhood.

don't try to keep ME from practicing MY love.

duhhh….wha?!?!? dude couldn’t *be* any crazier. ps: yes, i live. my laptop died and before that i was on vacation. those are my excuses, and i’m sticking to them.

amusing timewaster of the moment.

forcing you to make improbable choices between the likes of jagermeister or the kid from Deliverance, and creedence clearwater revival or tenacious d (don’t worry, it gets weirder).

seniors rule.

yes, they’re real. tough to top the flaming football helmet…