if you ever forget my url, just do a web search for “black round ass” on msn. that’s right. i’m number one with a bullet, baby. come here for all your black round ass needs.
yeah, uhh, about that article…
Mommy (and me): A generation of new parents are telling tales from the crib in blogs that revel in self-absorption. [clears throat] self-absorption?!?! umm, excuse me, but how is it that parents who blog just happen to get saddled with the label “self-absorbed,” when there are a billion fucking blogs out there written by single … CONTINUE READING »
sweetney.com's oscars 2005 challenge redux.
most humble apologies all around, but MY FUCKING MAIL SERVER ATE ALL YOUR BALLOTS. i know. i’m sorry. forgive? so please go HERE and resubmit your ballot; i’ve done all kinds of testing, and promise it works this time.* finally, let me again dangle this carrot before you: THERE’S A PRIZE! and it’ll be, like, … CONTINUE READING »
her number one fan.
i’m a sucker for a girl in a jumper… and yet no picture can fully capture the magnitude of her soul-crushing cuteness. </> end gratuitous fawning.




