the continued dominance of black round ass.

if you ever forget my url, just do a web search for “black round ass” on msn. that’s right. i’m number one with a bullet, baby. come here for all your black round ass needs.

yeah, uhh, about that article…

Mommy (and me): A generation of new parents are telling tales from the crib in blogs that revel in self-absorption. [clears throat] self-absorption?!?! umm, excuse me, but how is it that parents who blog just happen to get saddled with the label “self-absorbed,” when there are a billion fucking blogs out there written by single … CONTINUE READING »

hotel.

this may be one of the coolest things i’ve ever seen on the interweb. via zefrank.

sweetney.com's oscars 2005 challenge redux.

most humble apologies all around, but MY FUCKING MAIL SERVER ATE ALL YOUR BALLOTS. i know. i’m sorry. forgive? so please go HERE and resubmit your ballot; i’ve done all kinds of testing, and promise it works this time.* finally, let me again dangle this carrot before you: THERE’S A PRIZE! and it’ll be, like, … CONTINUE READING »

her number one fan.

i’m a sucker for a girl in a jumper… and yet no picture can fully capture the magnitude of her soul-crushing cuteness. </> end gratuitous fawning.