struggling mightily — against the current — to get to my happy place.

wanna put your worries and troubles (or termites — more on that later) in perspective? like, woah.

termites.

one word. a world of pain. [bangs head rhythmically against wall]

todd & heather=daddy & mommy.

emmett, declan and calia, welcome to the world (such as it is). if there were more cute babies in the world, i think we’d have a real shot at world peace. thanks to the new parents for doing their part.

rockheals update.

over yonder.

this week's 'yes, i really am this snide' post. enjoy!

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peoples of earth, i have an actual toddler and even i won’t go out looking like this. she’d best get ahold of herself right quick. to my way of thinking, one isn’t allowed to fully relinquish care of personal appearance until *at the earliest* the 5th month of gestation*, at which time sweatpants and a … CONTINUE READINGĀ Ā»