A Couple Days Early.

But I couldn’t wait to link to Chuck Klosterman’s review of the long-awaited GnR album Chinese Democracy.

I love the Klosterman. This makes me love him even more.

PS: Once you’ve reached the final line, go back and read it again. Its even better the second time around.


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  • http://badnewshughes.blogspot.com patrick

    you love the klosterman? really?
    i’m breaking up with you.

  • http://www.sweetney.com/ sweetney

    what’s wrong with the klosterman, man? i loved Sex, Drugs & Cocoa Puffs. dude is funny.
    why you always gotta throw the haterade, pat? do you need a hug or something?

  • http://melinor.blogspot.com Melanie

    Oh shit. You got me. I was all “grab my hair and screeeeemmmmmm” because I honest-to-Bob thought Axl was making a comeback. Again.
    Thank you Jeebus, he isn’t.
    Right?

  • http://badnewshughes.blogspot.com patrick

    all i know is i’m chewing the arm off the first muhfucker what tries to give me one of them hugs.

  • http://www.puppytoes.typepad.com neva

    i laughed. and laughed. and laughed. right up to the last line. then i really cracked up.
    seriously, i thought it was an inspired piece of writing… (too inspired for the likes of axl rose, but what do i know?)

  • http://gingajoy.blogspot.com joy

    DOH!!!
    it totally got me… i was even ready to amazon and listen to streaming clips (because i am so, like, a GnR fan–not).
    it’s not even 4/1 (what evil trickery)

  • http://www.ourmadhouse.com/blogs Bella

    Totally had me going! I remember Axl talking about it at the VMA’s a while back, but then heard that Offspring stole the album title. LOL

  • http://sweetjuniper.blogspot.com dutch

    the only thing axl is a perfectionist about these days is making sure he sucks every last drop out of that 1-liter bottle of mountain dew. with a straw.