McSweeney’s LISTS section never ceases to amuse: Compare/contrast: Horror Movie Titles on a Three-Letter Budget (and Subsequent Blurbs) with Biblical Horror Movies. See also: this, this, and this. It is a cherished dream of mine to have a list of my very own on McSweeney’s. No, really. I am a small person, with small dreams. … CONTINUE READING »
I don't feel like dancing, no sir, no dancing today
09/29/2006
After years of soul-searching and introspection, I think I have finally found myself. And, oddly enough, it would seem that I am in fact an incredibly flamboyant gay man from the mid to late 1970s. Who knew? And if loving that song is wrong, well people, I simply don’t care to be right.
Four
09/28/2006
Four years ago today, while in excruciating, mind-numbing pain that I couldn’t have even conceived of beforehand, I pushed a small living human out of my body named The Kid. This photo was taken about five seconds after the moment she emerged: That image says more than I could possibly articulate in words, as there … CONTINUE READING »
Nifty Doo-Hickey
09/28/2006
I have no idea what any of this means, but this graph of sweetney.com sure is puuurty: Who knew I was so, well, clustery? Go here to create your own website graph.
Last To Bloom
09/27/2006
Have a good long look, because this is it until spring comes next year: Le sigh.
