I tried to warn her, I did. I’d glimpsed that look in her stuffed Stitch’s eyes. A look eerily summoning to mind the Chucky film saga, and that creepy-ass movie Magic, the one with the murderous ventriloquist’s doll. It was a look that made the pit of my stomach churn and roil with worry-laden gastric … CONTINUE READING »
Now officially a good morning
05/30/2007
I share because I love: a delicious compendium of Lolcats on flickr. You can thank me later.
Tragic Kingdom
05/29/2007
During our week at Disney World, I learned many things. I learned that a bottle of water costs four dollars, a slice of pizza will set you back eight, and those Crocs with Mickey Mouse head-shaped holes that all the kids seemed to be wearing? THIRTY-FIVE DOLLARS. Cheapskate that I am, I was close to … CONTINUE READING »
GWAR vs. Joan Rivers
05/28/2007
OH THE AWESOME DISCOMFORT. And how better to celebrate Memorial Day than with The Scumdogs Of The Universe (I mean GWAR, not Joan)?
Guess who didn't miss us at all while we were gone?
05/25/2007
He spent the week boarded at a local frou-frou doggy daycare, as though we love him or something.
