Her, calling down to me from upstairs: “MOM!” Me, sipping martinis & eating bon-bons downstairs: “Yes?” Her: “What does credit card debt mean?” Me: ?!?!?!!! Me, using my words: “Umm… it’s when someone buys things with money they don’t have.” Me, parenthetically: (???) Her, incredulous: “How do they do that?!?” Me, sighing: “I don’t know, … CONTINUE READING »
A girl and her crackberry
09/27/2007
You really can’t start em’ too early…. (kidding, it’s mine, though she probably knows how to use it about as well as I do (not saying much, admittedly).)
Love In The Time Of Calamity
09/26/2007
Last night I was watching TV, and realized we have absolutely nothing on TiVo suitable for both kids and adults. On the one end there’s Kim Possible and Sagwa the Chinese Siamese Cat With A Long-Ass Stupid Title That Never Seems To End Oh My Stinkin’ Hell Show, and on the other there’s Californication and … CONTINUE READING »
Puppy Love
09/26/2007
Our friend Justin (who a certain preschooler happens to have an enormous pre-crush on), making his roommate’s much-inferior-to-Truman Pug pretend to fly for M.
