Let's start the weekend off on the right foot, shall we?

Because nothing says TGIF, MOTHERFUCKERS! quite like Stephen Colbert dancing a jig while singing "King Of Glory": (Thanks for the heads-up, Angela!)

Oh hai, I upgraded mah website

SO! After much wailing and gnashing of teeth, including a brief period yesterday during which I seriously considered hunting down one specific "Customer Service" (SO airquoted) representative from my old web host and cutting his heart out with a pen knife, VOILA! Welcome to Sweetney 2.0, rev 3 (or whatever), now hosted on TypePad. I … CONTINUE READINGĀ Ā»

Next stop: TMZ

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(Snapped after a long, harrowing night out dodging the paparazzi with Britney and Paris.) (PS: If the sentence above actually came to pass in reality, I’d ask that someone please take pity on me and SHOOT ME IN THE FACE.)

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