What is it with men and money? To be more specific, is there something imprinted on their DNA that loosely translates to: Money is the salve for all ills, and the favored medium of communication with all other humans? Allow me explain why I ask. After I picked M up from preschool yesterday we headed … CONTINUE READING »
I am the proud co-owner of a bouncing baby LLC
04/29/2008
Some craziness in the mail yesterday: I own a company. I don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or throw up.
"Because there's no bumper sticker to celebrate mediocrity"
04/28/2008
As a confirmed child pimp, I SO NEED THIS BOOK: Tips, man. Can’t get enough of em’. A brief excerpt: ALSO: "Learn How To: Determine your traumatizing “type” Cultivate your children’s resentment Give your children enough material to write a memoir someday Defend your choices against others who’ve opted to traumatize differently" Orderable (it’s a … CONTINUE READING »
I'm too old for ALL of this shit
04/25/2008
Things of note — the good, the bad, and the fugly: I’m gonna be published! Like, in a real, actual book and stuff! I KNOW! It’s like someone confused me — a lowly child-exploiting pimp — with a real writer! Oh, inverted world! I am (yawn) A PIMP! YES, AGAIN! BUT IN AN ALL-NEW PIMPTASTIC … CONTINUE READING »
Welcome To Baltimore
04/24/2008
(aka “Bodymore, Murderland”) Unbelievably, these two stores exist side-by-side just down the road a piece: Because there’s nothing more patriotic than shootin’ stuff. I mean, clearly. Sadly, the recession appears to have hit the Killin’ Things Industry pretty hard. Lawd, now where will I go to get my knives and “black powder”? ALAS AND WOE.
