I don’t know about the rest of you, but between our current economic apocalypse and the intensity of this year’s election politics, I’m freaking exhausted. Tapped, drained, spent, BURNT OUT.
Which is precisely why I decided it was time to pull out the big guns.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, I bring you some much needed levity — embodied in the form of the fluffy, fawn-colored lump of pure awesome we call Truman — dressed up as a pig and a chicken.

The classic "why you do this?" look

Freed from pig-headed terror, Truman now wrestles with the horrors of pig neck

He’s trying to go to his happy place here, far far away from the pain

Mid chicken-head-dislodging shake

Yeah, he looks comfortable with all of this. Totally.
For trick-or-treating purposes, I’m partial to chicken myself, though M insists pig is the way to go. Mired as we are in this heavy season of debate, what say you regarding the all-important Pig Vs. Chicken issue, my fellow Americans?
Aside to Jonniker: OH IT’S ON.







