Good morning, America.
I’m taking a brief break in my endless CNN watching today to say to you OH MY GOD CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT IS REALLY HAPPENING?!?
SQUEE!
Yeah, that’s all I got. I’m just ridiculously happy. Today is 100% Grade A Kickass, and I don’t think I’ve ever been prouder to be a citizen of this country. For reals.
Peace out — I’ll see you on the flipside in The New World Order of Awesome. Terrorist fist-bumps all around! WOOT!
