Swine Flu vs. Trip To Mexico

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Six words

My birthday is coming up in a few weeks — and if you want to know how old I’m going to be I’ll tell you that this is the last birthday of the last decade of my life one could even vaguely consider as being a part of my “youth” (whatever that means). It’s weird, … CONTINUE READING »

Don't try this at home, kids

Weirdest. Commercial. Evar. (Apparently for some sort of blood pressure medication? I think?)

The Stockholm Syndrome

In case you missed this, it’s one of the funniest things on The Daily Show since before the election: The Daily Show With Jon Stewart M – Th 11p / 10c The Stockholm Syndrome thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Economic Crisis Political Humor Part II yonder. PS: Yes you heard right: 16 MONTHS paid maternity … CONTINUE READING »

Everything I do, I do it for you, even when it cuts like a knife

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Oh, hai. cough. Listen, I have something resembling an actual post coming (tomorrow! sweartagawd and promise!) — you know, one of those things I used to post up in here with a bunch of words that formed a single coherent narrative of sorts? yeah, that — AAAAND in fact I was just in the process … CONTINUE READING »