Art appreciation

M’s been going to camp this summer at our local art school, the place where emo kids go to acquire the skills they need to blossom into bitter, angry adults whose cutting-edge work with trash bags and duct tape no one really understands (insert some complaint/accusation about The Man/The System/Humans-as-lemmings here). She of course LOOOOVES it, just as I suspected she would, being that she’s the product of two creative(ish) geeks who’d rather be inside a nice, air-conditioned library on a warm summer day than out in the allergen-laden “fresh air” and cancer-inducing “sunshine,” doing “activities” that involve things like “moving.” I mean, PLEASE.

Behold the fruit of the fruit of my loins’ genetically transmitted nerdacity:

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Her: “It’s a wizard dreaming of a cat surfing, a cat bird, a girl he loves, a half.jpgg half-horse, and a fairy!” Man, that horse.jpgg is straight out of Picasso’s Guernica, huh? (Art nerd reference fever! CATCH IT!)

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Her: “I accidentally made his ears look like monkey ears.” Bork Obm = AWESOME. (Also, wasn’t Bork Obm the name of a character in one of the later Star Wars pre/se-quels?)

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Her: “They’re blueprints for those things, so if you’re a good builder you can make them.” (The Computer Aided Drafting & Design software used to make these blueprints apparently did not have spell check.) (Unless that car is a Honda CR, and the robot’s name happens to be Rob T?) (What? I like to give people the benefit of the doubt!)

She’s SO going to be Ally Sheedy’s character in The Breakfast Club, isn’t she?

FINGERS CROSSED!

  • http://therunamuck.com Amber@theRunaMuck

    This is the best post ever. If I could get my imagination back like that, you know?

  • http://profile.typepad.com/merryanne_writes Kathleen

    My kids love art camp too… must be genetic.

  • http://www.onthebuswithlaurie.blogspot.com Laurie Ann

    I think the wizard has been tapping into my dreams.
    That is some awesome art.

  • http://www.poobou.com/ cindy w

    OMG. I cannot wait until my kid is old enough to send to art camp. LOVE. THIS.

  • http://profile.typepad.com/1238426204s32521 Bill Gookin

    The words aren't misspelled – she's just abbreviating to make it easier to tweet.

  • http://profile.typepad.com/sweetneydotcom Sweetney

    I deem your comment Full Of Win, Bill.

  • http://profile.typepad.com/ozma ozma

    Awesome art there! I'm not exactly hoping for Ally Sheedy but my kid definitely has the creative geek tendencies.

  • http://neeser.wordpress.com Denise

    Hey, is Bork Obm actually Barak Obama?
    As far as Ally Sheedy goes, you need to teach her this line:
    "You middle name is Ralph… as in puke."
    Best. line. ever.

  • Amy

    I assumed that was Obama too. These are great.

  • http://profile.typepad.com/6p011571910b7f970b Pop and Ice

    I thought the half-horse-half-pig picture was possibly something grossly sexual. Glad to know it's not! And I love Barak's ears. I mean, come one, he's made ears-that-stick-out cool.
    I wouldn't worry about the Ally Sheedy effect until you start seeing gobs of eyeliner and bad attitude. Then watch out.

  • http://www.myspace.com/dmcco01 Deanna

    This post made me smile. :)