Raisins are People

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Chaperoning kids field trips for fun and LOLZ.

These Boots Were Made For Splashing

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Your five year old knows what she’s doing.

Deserving of World’s Greatest Dad Mug: The Snowman Slide

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Sometimes shoveling snow for 80 hours can lead to something BADASS.

What My “Mommy Card” Might Look Like

I imagine Patrick Bateman would appreciate this…

An Atheist’s Guide to Christian Child Care

Funny how a person who hails from your no-no parts can bring so much God stuff into your life.