I’ve been on the Diabeetus Diet for years now. I’m mostly 100% certain that if I keep eating the way I eat, I’ll be Type 2 in no time. Not that I WANT the diabeetus. Of course not. It’s just I can’t help it. Everything worth eating is made from sugar or coated in a … CONTINUE READING »
American Apparel Makes Me Think Deep Thoughts About Mom Jeans
04/28/2011
Alright, guys. Let’s talk about American Apparel’s new offerings in the jeans department. I feel like picking on American Apparel for having stupid clothes is kind of pointless. I’ve never been in their demographic and that’s fine. Really, my main qualm with that company is their cokeheaded, rapey CEO and their cokeheaded, rapey advertisements. If … CONTINUE READING »
Waiting Room Parents I Have Known
04/26/2011
Ah, the waiting room: where the world’s patients gather in anticipation of having their teeth drilled, brewsters speculumed, and psyches laid bare. I don’t think that time spent in the waiting room is anyone’s finest hour; in fact, I would go so far to say that the waiting room is usually the worst part of … CONTINUE READING »
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04/25/2011
I just stumbled across this and felt compelled to share. It’s the first photographic portrait ever taken.
