Well, how metal do you want it?
C and the kid and I are the beach this week, hanging with Amy and her family. Every morning we’ve woken up and discovered that, lo and behold, it appears that Motley Crue threw a birthday bash for Lemmy from Motorhead in the entire downstairs half of the house we’re renting the night before! And… why is there candle wax smeared everywhere? And who exactly is this “Dirty Steve” person? And why does my iPhone smell like bacon?
Yes, it’s like that.
Praise the lord and pass the Jager.






