Who Gets Custody… of the Pets?

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When a long-term relationship or marriage ends, most custody arrangements rightly lean toward offering something like a 50/50 timeshare between parents. Of course sometimes negotiations between the parties involved collapse into messy, epic custody battles, with partners battling it out for more time or more visitation – one of the exes may even fight to … CONTINUE READING »

Stuff I Love: Baby In The Corner Tee

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HOW CAN YOU NOT WANT THIS, RIGHT? (I’m talking about *the shirt.* Shut up.) A tribute to the awesome of Swayze, and words of indisputable truth, all rolled up into one awesomely wearable t-shirt. Go. Buy. Now. Baby in the Corner Tee, $25.00 @ The Social Dept. * About this series…

Dead Zone

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This is one of those dead areas of Baltimore – described at length in this post – that I drive by every single day taking the kid to and from school. I love this city, I do. But it makes me sad.

All hail the queen

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My dear, dear friend Laura – aka The Queen Of Hyperbole – came over Sunday night to watch the Oscars with us. And despite the Good Girl Librarian looks, this is a woman who without fail makes me cry-laff every time I see her with an endless stream of inappropriate and raunchy non sequiturs. Charlie … CONTINUE READING »

The Lorax Party at Blissdom: Everything My Daughter Hoped It Wouldn’t Be

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Which is to say, since she couldn’t be there she hoped it wouldn’t be awesome, BUT OMG IT SO WAS. (Sorry, kid. If it helps dull the pain, keep in mind that legally-speaking you *did* have school to attend that day.) (No? That makes it worse? Salt on the wound you say? Umm, OOPS?) The … CONTINUE READING »