You must follow these simple rules: Keep it away from bright light. Don't get any water on it. Never feed it after midnight. And whatever you do, for crissakes never, EVER wake it up from a sound sleep.
Umm, oops?
My Dog on Stuff: When Zombie Babies Attack
02/13/2012 By
Baby Ike: "Why, he looks like a delightful, fluffy-yummy little cream puff! OM NOM NOM!"
Yes, Baby Ike uses the word “delightful” frequently. After all, he is the spawn of the Nicest Mommyblogger In DA WURLD, right?
(That doesn’t mean he won’t eat your head off like crazy if given the opportunity. Practice head safety whenever you’re around zombie babies and don’t let ‘em lull you into a false sense of security.)
(Insert The More You Know rainbow here.)
Every. Single. Day.
02/10/2012 By
Screw you guys, this dog bed is totally the appropriate size for me!
My Dog on Stuff: Fruit Bats Love Fruit Edition
02/01/2012 By
And you're surprised why, exactly?
Caught on tape! Hand in the till! Hand in the till!1!!
Honest to jebus though, he LOVES fruit. Bananas, mangos, apples, and ESPECIALLY Larabars. I’m a fruit bat, you do the math, lady.
Something is very… not normal with this “dog.”
My Dog on Stuff: Oh hai, I was just savin’ your seat for you Edition
01/25/2012 By
Lemmy is clearly one of those little dogs who suffers from having a Big Dog sense of self. And no, I don’t see this getting him into trouble in the future at all, why do you ask?
Firefox Stuffs
01/21/2012 By
Whatever Lemmy/Fruit Bat Stuffs (FBS) is, this resemblance is certainly uncanny:
Plus, he’s really really fast, but occasionally freezes and collapses in a heap on my lap without warning.
Hmm. We may be on to something here, people.
