King Of The Blue Plastic Baby Pool

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(pantpantpant) mypool mypool mypool mypool (pantpantpant)

The Clown Prince Of Canines

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Y’all, its remarkably difficult to remain all morose and emo and shit when you have this living in the same house as you (though god knows I’M TRYING):

Guess who didn't miss us at all while we were gone?

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He spent the week boarded at a local frou-frou doggy daycare, as though we love him or something.

And So Now He Begins Plotting How Best To Kill Us In Our Sleep

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And to be perfectly fair, who could blame him? The quizzical head tilt that says: WHY? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME, CRUEL OWNER-HUMAN?

Happy Holidays From Truman

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The doggie war on Christmas? Oh, ITS ON.