I love comments, so please, share your thoughts with abandon — keeping in mind these few small caveats:
- To help reduce spam (DO NOT WANT!), comments are accepted only on a handful of the most recently published entries.
- Anonymous comments lacking a valid email address will be deleted. If you desire anonymity, please seek refuge elsewhere.
- Comments are moderated. Any comments that are rude, nasty, asinine, or irritating – all determined by my own admittedly subjective measurement — will either be: 1) summarily laughed at and deleted, or (depending on my mood that day) 2) published (including email and all identifying IP information) and publicly mocked, or 3) wholly rewritten by me for the purposes of achieving maximum comedic impact and published. Don’t like it? TOO BAD. This is my *personal blog,* not a public forum, and you do not have any sort of god-or-otherwise-given right to express your ridiculousness and be a dick here. I make the rules here, and I don’t take kindly to trollish assholery. The end.
Though none of the above applies to 99.9% of comments, please always remember: This is not a Democracy, this is a ROCKTATORSHIP.
