get me a free ipod. and get your own damn free ipod. pretty please?

by clicking here, you'll give me one of five references i need to get my free ipod, assuming you sign up and do the free trial of aol or whatever. then you can refer five people and get a free ipod yourself.

win-win, people. win-win.

plus if you do the above i'll, like, proclaim my endless love (ala the lionel richie/diana ross movie theme) for you, your supremacy in all things, and general ass-kicking goodness in definitive, black and white print here on sweetney.com.

cannot combine with other offers, void where prohibited.

*edited to add: just so you don't think i'm crazy, here's a link to a story on wired about this free ipod thingy supporting its legitimacy:
http://www.wired.com/news/mac/0,2125,64614,00.html?tw=wn_story_top5

Comments

[sarah]

dude! i so clicked on that link you sent. it never asked me about a referral person! and it says i didn't do what it asked me to, but i did. fuckers!

[joel]

same here, i wrote some letters to their support thingy, and they haven't responded

but i used the link and it didn't say anyting about a referral. I signed up for something too.

[sweetney]

hmm. interesting.

btw, nice URL, joel. heh.