Sweetney

why don't you people tell me these things?!?!

umm HELL-LO? jon stewart has a new book out.

dude.

AND, as if that weren't delicious enough -- check out this transcript of stewart's appearance on "the o'reilly factor".

have i mentioned recently that jon stewart is just dreamy?

overheard in the harford road safeway parking lot.

mother: "i don't have the money to buy you that toy -- i've got to pay the bills!"
child: "yeah, but you always pay bills!"

ah, the blissful ignorance of childhood.

our vacation: i remain invisible.

don't try to keep ME from practicing MY love.

duhhh....wha?!?!?

dude couldn't *be* any crazier.

ps: yes, i live. my laptop died and before that i was on vacation. those are my excuses, and i'm sticking to them.

help wanted.

this from my dh jamie, for all you webby-types ISO employment...threespot rawks, fyi.

Hey all, sorry for the mass mail.

You know or don't know that I work at this Threespot web dev shop, and I
dig my job (perhaps to an unhealthy degree). Anyway, we've been crazy
busy and are looking to bring some new folks on... a mix of contracting
and full hires. Obvious preference for people in the DC area or plan on
being here damn soon.

.Net developers (full time contractor, through mid-to-late Jan and
possibly follow on)
Web Designer (full time contractor, same term)
Sr. Technical Project manager with great client skills, .Net experience
preferred not required, CMS experience strongly preferred (full time,
full hire)
Junior Project Manager/Producer (full time, full hire)

If you have interest or know someone who has interest email (or have
your friend email) me and David Belman (use the work addresses below,
don't reply to this mail directly) for more info, with your resume or
other description of qualifications/experience, etc. We're trying to
move rather quickly on this due to the need -- and if you just email
me... I'm going on vacation and you won't hear back!

jamiegp@threespot.com
david.belman@threespot.com

About Threespot (JGP's informal take):
In general, we are a small firm, focused on our people. We do good work
(so little of which is represented on our web site... alas the cobblers
son has no shoes... but in the last year we've been turning out some
cool stuff for the Peace Corps, Starwood Starwood Starwood, NFL's Join
The Team, America's Most Wanted, the Smithsonian, the DNC,
HouseDemocrats.gov, a couple House Representatives here and there, and
more). We go home to our lives after work (lots of families and babies).
We have seated massages in-office on a bi-weekly basis. There is always
Coke in the fridge, and often beer.

Oh and we're in Adams Morgan.

Jamie G-P
Threespot
jamiegp@threespot.com
www.threespot.com

amusing timewaster of the moment.

forcing you to make improbable choices between the likes of jagermeister or the kid from Deliverance, and creedence clearwater revival or tenacious d (don't worry, it gets weirder).

seniors rule.

yes, they're real.

tough to top the flaming football helmet...

now here it is, your moment of zen.

mcsweeney's daily reasons to dispatch bush.

they're only up to reason #105.