this week's 'yes, i really am this snide' post. enjoy!

peoples of earth, i have an actual toddler and even i won't go out looking like this.

she'd best get ahold of herself right quick. to my way of thinking, one isn't allowed to fully relinquish care of personal appearance until *at the earliest* the 5th month of gestation*, at which time sweatpants and a baggy t-shirt should be considered de rigueur, while bathing, oral hygeine, and haircare beyond the classic top-of-the-head-ponytail (known amongst top stylists as the 'you-did-this-to-me') are thereafter recognized as being wholly optional.

*in the case of multiples, divide number of gestational months in half once per each additional fetus.

Comments

[ccaruso]

This just proves my contention that you can take the girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl. Budweiser and pro-wrestling, anyone?

[dogfaceboy]

I don't know. If I had legs like that, I'd be tempted.