headshrinking.
so i started therapy (again) this morning, and must say i'm amazed at how articulate i can be when i know i'm talking to someone who is analyzing every word that comes out of my mouth. this as opposed to standing before a backyard full of mildly tipsy parents and their kids, microphone in hand, mumbling a few awkward band introductions, as i was forced to do this weekend.
so, in essence, i may not be emcee material, but i'm a fabulously competent crazy person! goooooo me!!!
(okay, so i'm not really crazy... just broken in all the usual, boring ways most of us humans are to one degree or other. i went back and forth about whether i should mention this therapy thing or not here, and concluded that since i feel no shame about it -- and feel that no one who engages in such things should -- talking about it was the way to go.)
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chug a shot or two of crazy glue -- it'll seal up those broken parts like pronto. good for everything what ails you, i swear.
Posted by: patrick | May 23, 2005 at 06:15 PM
patrick, crazy glue ON MY BRAIN? i'm afraid that would require a familiarity with neurology and brain surgery that i'm just not capable of at this time.
besides, wouldn't "sanity glue" be more appropriate, all things considered?
Posted by: sweetney | May 23, 2005 at 07:02 PM