how to not win friends or influence people.

so that urbanite piece i was interviewed for about a month or so back finally ran, and i'm not in it. i'm guessing this might have, oh, a little something to do with the fact that i answered each of the questions in the most sarcastic manner possible, and publicly derided the quality of said questions. the piece is (unbelievably enough) entitled “who's who in baltimore blogs” (or something to that effect); i expect to figure prominently in a future piece entitled “who's an acerbic bitch in baltimore blogs” (or something to that effect).

yeah, i know. i have a big mouth, and i need to shut it, but i just can't help myself. so many things to openly mock, so little time...

for the sake of clarification, because the internet is a ruthless wench and misunderstandings abound: i am not here in any way slagging those bloggers in the piece, many of whom i know and love. in case you missed it, this entry is intended to point out what a self-sabotaging dork i am. /end retardedness

Comments

[xlt]

Feh! Joke 'em if they can't take a fuck.

Obscurity is much better. (Hell, I'm going on three years of it; the hate mail is practically nil.) That way, when you do make the grade, your grassroots fans can brag about how they're much more fond of your *early* blogging.

[geeekgirl]

you are the only baltimore blogger in my blog roll.

[brian]

I'm going for the who's who in drunk baltimore blogs.

Sorry about drinking all the beer the other night