i'm-a-gonna-die.

i'd heard tell that there was some sort of nasty gastrointestinal bug making the rounds... and now it would appear that said bug has lodged itself firmly up my bee-hind, and is attempting to make room for itself by, ahem, “cleaning house.” if my experience thus far is any indication, i think this might culM_te in the evacuation of my entire lower intestine from my body. but what's worse (for someone as OCD as myself) is the generalized spacey out-of-it-ness i'm feeling. productivity is at a near stand-still... i can't get anything done. other than pooping (and whining), that is. i'm gold medal material on that score.

all home remedies, miracle cures, and other suggestions welcome. heeeeeelp.

Comments

[Neckbone]

ugh- you have my sympathy, for what that's worth. there were three people at work here who had it last week. the average was two days out sick, so hopefully you're over halfway done with it.

[sweetney]

well i started feeling like crap yesterday, so maybe today is the final day of this hell?

i will clutch at that single thread of hope; perhaps it will lend enough support to keep me from being entirely consumed by our commode. [insert shades of trainspotting]

[debbie]

dude! yesterday was a total poop-filled nightmare over here. i seem to be okay, but the boys suffered greatly.

uh, no words of wisdom here, sorry. hopefully the worst is over.

[schmutzie]

Plain white yogurt with active bacterial cultures helps with the poop liquefication.

[geeekgirl]

Garlic. And lots of water. Drown the bastards.