casting call for pirates of the caribbean III.

anybody know of, uhh, anyone fitting this, err, description in the, umm, LA-area?

Extreme characters and hideously unattractive types, ages 18-50. Odd body shapes or very lean to extremely skinny. Missing teeth, wandering eyes and serial killer looks with real long hair & beards. Wigs & makeup are not what we're looking for. We also need little people, very large sumo wrestler types, extremely tall or extremely short people, albinos, amputees. Any size or shape that is NOT average is best. All ethnicities. Mostly men, very few women.

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[ccaruso]

they should come to the library where i work. they'd have enough actors for ten frickin' movies.
and fellini isn't still alive, is he? if he is, they should get him here too.

[debbie]

bahahaha... sounds like most everyone we saw at six flags!

[geeekgirl]

I feel for someone who reads that and thinks "oh that is me!"