revenge of the blogher.
so the deal is that beth and i were supposed to be going to this together (err, meeting there rather, since she's in utah (i was going to say FUCKING UTAH, the emphasis intended to convey its ends-of-the-earth-type otherworldliness and mystery)), but now it seems the deal might be somewhat in question for her, after some misunderstanding with a parental unit regarding childcare. [sigh.] i guess she still could make it somehow, but that appears to be not terribly likely. [even more dramatic sigh.]
so uhh any of you going?
but i swear to christ being alone will not be a bad thing. i mean you mama-types hear me, right? ALONE. can you even fucking imagine?
maybe i'll get drunk in my room and order pay-per-view porn or something. and then blog about it.
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There's porn in Utah?
Posted by: xlt | July 14, 2005 at 05:30 PM
I so wish I was going, I live close enough to go without even having to travel, but it HAS to be when I will be on vacation and out of the state. Blah.
Posted by: heather | July 14, 2005 at 06:11 PM
No, the conference is in California, and there's definitely porn in California.
Posted by: Elisa Camahort | July 14, 2005 at 06:12 PM
In defense of UTAH, the state I presently live in, "Yes, there is porn in here. In fact there is more porn than I can shake a stick at. In fact, I think many a proverbial sticks have been shaken at all the porn that is here."
Trace. Trace. Trace. You know I love you and that I want to go. And you know I feel like a dork for getting the familial wires crossed. I am still working on it.
Posted by: Beth | July 14, 2005 at 09:30 PM
To clarify my quote:
"I think many a proverbial sticks have been shaken at all the porn that is here."
Um, that was meant to be a masturbation joke, not a religious joke.
Posted by: Beth | July 14, 2005 at 09:31 PM
porn may be the only thing that saves my alienated ass from some ridiculous act of self-humiliation... like naked, drunken blogger conference blogging -- the result of too much time alone and far, far too many tiny $20 bottles of liquor. at least with porn i'll be, you know, busy.
and here's where the strings come in....
Posted by: sweetney | July 14, 2005 at 11:47 PM
If I wasn't in Germany, I'd monopolize all your time. :)
Posted by: Paige | July 15, 2005 at 04:53 AM
Wish I could keep you company. But I really think that some time by yourself might be a great thing.
Posted by: Angela | July 15, 2005 at 03:56 PM
There will be no time for being bored or alone. Seriously.
I can't wait to meet you. I hope Beth figures out a way. Maybe someone she knows has a dog crate or something?
Posted by: melissaS | July 15, 2005 at 05:50 PM