you deserve more/better, but its all i can muster up.

fie, fie on the infernal list!

1. i have my period. everything must be read through a filter infused with that knowledge. why? BECAUSE I FUCKING SAID SO.

2. i'm going to try not to cry when i say this: preschool started this week. that's right honey, we made it! i love you too!

3. i've been pondering lately what i might do in the whole post-being-at-home-with-M_ world (still 3 years away, but i'm not one to worry tomorrow about something i can worry about TODAY), and i'm seriously considering heading back to school and picking up my MSW in mental health so i can theraperize peoples. and yes, i just made that word up. i've long been interested in psychology and, well, telling people what i think is wrong with them, so it seems like a good fit. i just can't CAN'T imagine myself going back and slogging through as an adjunct english professor, getting paid less than if i worked full-time at mcdonalds (that's not a joke, sadly), and feeling at all good about that. and i'm certainly not interested in writing/editing full-time (unless, you know, someone wants to pay me to write my blog full-time. sadly, full-time bloggers are not highly sought-after). so yeah. i'll keep you posted as i continue obsessing thinking about things.

4. playing in my head today (along with the voices, oh, THE VOICES): if i don't die or worse, i'm gonna need a nap.

5. RnR on saturday was SA-WEET.* here's some pix our friend andrea took during the festivities.

6. to everyone i owe emails to, or who thinks maybe i'm ignoring them, or who wonders what the hell has happened to me since i seemingly dropped off the face of the planet recently: i'm sorry. and no, its not you. its me. really. now can i again interest any of you in some infected corn? (that just never stops being funny to me. sorry.)

7. if my blog was a bar, i'd buy you all a round. but it isn't a bar, and anyway its not even two o'clock in the afternoon for crissakes. what do you think i am, some kind of lush?!?!

*and no, mr. mayor didn't show. but he will. oh yes, my friends. HE WILL.

Comments

[other sweetney]

I so forgot to mention that I went somewhere recently that had infected corn on the menu... oh yeah, it was Cafe Atlantico in DC. Which is a really great place, other than the hell-infested corn on the menu.

Just found it online, Quesadilla de Huitlacoche. YUM!

[theinsider]

I feel that way too, today. :(

I am sending over some virtual vodka and chocolates. (They're the best kind.. guilt free!) ;)

[supa]

well, I'll buy the first round then. Never too early for cocktails, in my opinion.

And preschool started? Already? How the time flies!

I have a couple pix from R'n'R, too. I think we should start a pool.

And lastly, I think you'd make a swell theraperizer. I'd hire you.

[styro]

Thanks for the BTS song. awesome. and that infected corn made me vomit a little in my throat.

[erika]

That infected corn just about threw me over the edge. And yet I couldn't look away...

[TitanKT]

Thank you for the infected corn link... I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe for a few seconds!!!

[jenB]

i am not looking at the infected corn thing based on the above comments. you should start a advice for 5 cents thing. i would totally pay you five cents for an opinion. i am not sure i trust the one that i pay more than a hundred an hour for.

hope you perk up sweetness.