as you might have guessed, of the members of The Breakfast Club, i was Ally Sheedy.

why does being a part of (and please forgive me for ever, EVER using this term, GAG) the blogosphere so frequently have to dissolve into interactions that make me feel like i'm going back to high school -- with all the horrible, painful, and infuriating associations of my original go round?

for future reference, i decline.

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[jenB]

i always just hope that everyone else secretly feels the same way.

xo

[patrick]

so do you, like, have emotions or something? mine were shot off in the war, and nothing blogosphere ever bothers me.

anyway, if you need me to whoop someone's ass, just say the word. is it the jocks? the preppies?

[joy]

sweetney, i pronounce for you today's soundtrack as "alive and kicking" (ok, so it should be "don't you, forget about meeee" which also works).

[styro]

Dude, is there some internet gossip I'm missing out on, because SERIOUSLY, you need to share that shit. ;)

[sweetney]

styro, I FUCKING WISH i had some gossip.

but nope, nope. just typical internet drama amongst complete strangers.

you know those days when you say that the internet makes people stupid? and you know how there are times when you just want to torch the whole fucking internet because it allows for and disseM_tes such stupidity? yeah, well, today was THAT DAY for me.

calgon, take me the fuck away.

[Meghan]

Hey T,

You are a lovely human being. If somebody took a cheap shot, it clearly says more about them than you. Let me at 'em!

[TB]

I don't know what happened, but I'm so with you on this. I hate drama. Even when it's with people I actually know, I avoid this kind of petty conflict at all costs.
Tracey, take comfort in the fact that most of your readers aren't asshats.

[Belinda]

What is that line from "Men In Black"? Something like this:

"Why don't you just tell people what's going on? People are smart."

"Correction. A person is smart. People are stupid."

Another Ally Sheedy. Fo' Sho'.