I Am Trying To Break Your Heart.

Gird your ovaries before checking out this and this. You have been warned.

I place the blame for all of this squarely on the shoulders of Amy [shakes angry fist].

Comments

[patrick]

i just tried to gird my ovaries and think i ended up pulling something... there was an audible popping noise... shit, this hurts, i totally can't even straighten up. ow! ow! fuck.

[neva]

i'm gonna leave the same comment i did on your friend, amy's, site...

i don't know if i should thank you or smack you for reminding me how wonderful motherhood can be. my sons (as i've said before) are 25 and 22, yet i can still remember the joy/angst/wonder of their respective births and/or early childhoods. but, as i did with amy, i will just say "thank you", because, truth be told, i still have "those" days, even tho' my kids are now "old"! (which should tell you something about the power of this whole motherhood thing! ) : D

those pictures are delicious!

[Sarah]

So cute! Although I am having a slight sulk 'cos HollyRhea crept inside my head and stole my glasses joke.

[Amanda]

No. That did NOT make my ovaries hurt (they hurt just from standing up). It did make me yell at my stomach - something along the lines of HURRY THE FUCK UP.

[Caroline]

Thanks Sweetney...ovaries are all a twitter at the moment.

[Nothing But Bonfires]

My god, I am WEEPING. My ovaries obviously didn't get the message that they were supposed to be girded. Neither did my tear ducts, apparently. Or my hormones.

[Ozma]

Aaaaaahhhh!!! What are you trying to do? I'm ovulating right now, damnit. She's so beautiful. That alert look she gives in one of the photos is mindblowing. What a stunner. Your whole family is!

[jonniker]

I hate you for this. My husband hates you for this. My ovaries hate you for this. Fucker.

[honestyrain]

yes, ovaries are now screaming and heart is aching. awwww.