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I'm sorry, but I have nothing to say. My mind? Empty. And whenever I try to think of something clever or entertaining to say, my brain kind of starts to shudder and spin and my insides flood with liquid panic... because not a single, solitary word comes to me. I got nuthin'. A big, fat ZERO.

So I may be MIA until I get this whole, err, not-having-anything-to-say thing worked out. I'll keep you apprised.

But saaaay, did you guys know that the beautiful and brilliant (and famous! and, like, a real writer! of actual books!) Jen from Jennsylvania is now writing over at Mamapop? And that she just wrote this freakin' GENIUS post recapping last evening's television viewing in haiku? Why don't you go read that, huh?