Today's Exciting Agenda

8:30am: Drop M off at preschool
9am-10am: Make teh intarwebz donuts
10am-11:30am: Get hair cut, colored, and styled into something not repulsive and helmet-like
12:00pm: Pick M up from preschool
12:15pm: Drive to mah biznitch's
1:00pm onward: WINE!!!!!!

It'll be a gloriously full day, but I have my work cut out for me, without a doubt (Driving! Hair! More driving! I'm exhausted just thinking about it!). Detailed reporting on Noah's general squishability (1=moderately squishable; 10=OMFG AM DED FROM TEH SQUISHYNESS), the outcome of what is certain to be an epic Battle Royale of whining between toddler and preschooler, and just how much wine (and whine!) Amy and I are able to consume in a single afternoon (while of course remaining 100% vigilant and dedicated to the care and safety of our children (snort)) to follow shortly.

In the meantime -- wholly unrelated to driving or hair -- enjoy this wonderful clip I just stumbled across (some NSFW language):