Dear America

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September 08, 2007

You need help. We all need help. Because this? THIS is a problem:

I only say this because I love you. But no, for serious: Professional. Fucking. Help.

(shudder)

Posted at 02:30 PM in consumerism, random bits | Permalink

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OH MY GOD. I totally thought that was a SPOOF of a Domino's commercial until it got to the end. Please tell me that's not real. I'm gonna puke.

Posted by: Hot Librarian | September 08, 2007 at 05:35 PM

Shoot me now. I cannot stand the pain.

Posted by: Sueb0b | September 08, 2007 at 05:51 PM

nope, quite real i'm afraid. do you need a hug? because i might need a hug...

Posted by: sweetney | September 08, 2007 at 07:24 PM

Holy crap! That's the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

Posted by: Average Jane | September 08, 2007 at 08:23 PM

EGADS. No, that's not right. The little local joints have something they call "dessert pizza," but it's basically pizza dough baked with butter, sugar, and cinnamon, and is very very yummy but not...well, just not...egads.

Posted by: Belinda | September 09, 2007 at 02:37 AM

I saw that and it horrified me.

Posted by: ozma | September 09, 2007 at 09:39 AM

so... that was painful to watch!

Posted by: sarah | September 09, 2007 at 01:41 PM

I just threw up a little in my mouth. And I definitely need a hug.

America, are we really THAT gross? Oh man, this is going to haunt me for quite some time.

Posted by: missbanshee | September 09, 2007 at 04:37 PM

Uck. Oreo cookies are bad enough by themselves! What good could possibly come of putting them on a pizza crust?

Posted by: Ree | September 10, 2007 at 12:01 PM

I saw this the other day, and I too, died a little bit inside.

Posted by: amymarie | September 10, 2007 at 02:44 PM

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