This post has been rated NC-17 by the MPAA, for gratuitous visible dog penis

I don't know if this is normal or not, but swear to maude, this is how the little dude uses his doggie bed:

(Sorry about the dog penis. I think you can handle it though.)

Does that look comfortable to you? I guess his Sleep Number must be Negative 20: I Like To Sleep On Jagged Rocks And Metal Spikes. Weirdo.

My dog needs to be a bigger dork. I don't think he's achieved Maximum Dork quite yet. He needs to work on that.

Look: I've started a flickr group! It's called Mah Fridge: Let Me Show It To You, and is somewhat self explanatory, I guess. I'm fascinated by what people eat these days (can I take a moment and give a shout out to Marion Nestle's “What to Eat”? SO mega-awesome), plus peeking into someone's fridge is sort of like rifling through their underwear drawer or something. Which, you know, interests me. What the hell is in there, anyway?

You should so totally join, right?

Comments

[Keli]

That particular use of the dog bed is very normal in my house.

[Lynn]

I may have to get a flickr account now, just to participate!

Also: thank you thank you thank you for the Truman fix!

[sweetney]

oh i should've also said: gratuitous visible male dog nipples.

my bad.

[Maria]

My dogs lay in the most uncomfortable positions too.

Thank you for the Truman pix. He always makes me smile.

[ozma]

I swear if they gave one of those McArthur genius grants for web ideas you would get one. That fridge thing is GENIUS. I, on the other hand, am too lazy to take a picture of my fridge an post it to flickr. So I will have to be a fridge voyeur this time around.

[Liana]

Oh, how I love The Truman. I can't tell if his expression means he's uncomfortable or if he's like "what? what's the problem?"
Hee- negative 20 sleep number. :)

[Liana]

Oh, how I love The Truman. I can't tell if his expression means he's uncomfortable or if he's like "what? what's the problem?"
Hee- negative 20 sleep number. :)

[Kizz]

I bet you it's because the cushy bed feels nice on his hipbones and the cool, cool floor feels nice on his face.

He's a cute little weirdo!

[Chase]

I'm gonna join! I just need some batteries in my camera. :(

And, the dog? I kinda want to chew on his fat little neck rolls. Too cute!

[Leaf, probably...]

Whoa. That is one resilient pup...

[sweetney]

Ozma: maybe there's a Nobel Prize for "oh hai, i pwns teh innarnets"? snort.

[Suebob]

Goldie does the same thing. Go figure. She also loves to lay on the couch with all four legs straight up in the air like a zombie:

Goldie sleeps on the couch

[MeL]

The contents of my fridge would be much cooler if they were identifiable. Sadly, all the throw-away containers and old pizza boxes make it look more like a warehouse in there. Except for the beer, that is. Unless maybe someone is throwing a kegger in the warehouse. In which case... rad.