Welcome To Baltimore

(aka "Bodymore, Murderland")

Unbelievably, these two stores exist side-by-side just down the road a piece:

Because there's nothing more patriotic than shootin' stuff. I mean, clearly.

Sadly, the recession appears to have hit the Killin' Things Industry pretty hard. Lawd, now where will I go to get my knives and "black powder"? ALAS AND WOE.