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April 12, 2008:
(I fully realize that no one else in the world finds these posts as funny as I do. But I live each day clinging to the hope that one day all other humans senses of humor will grow to be as sophisticated and honed to a razor sharp edge as mine. snort.) Per usual, the following is ripped from the headlines actual idle timewasting IM conversations between myself and Kelly...
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April 11, 2008:
This morning I got an email from someone at The Baltimore Sun, a person working on a new parenting blog for the paper, giving me a heads-up about this. I'm always humbled and grateful when someone takes the time to recognize my writing, and certainly I realize that this person intended her post, and the comparisons drawn therein, to be received as favorable and flattering to me. But honestly, my...
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April 9, 2008:
High on the list of the best emails I've ever received, this from my actor friend Marc (click for enlargo-version): Condolences, Marc. But really, isn't having a soul just an impediment to you as a working actor? snort.
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April 9, 2008:
Tracey's life boring. Truman life more interesting than Tracey. So today TRUMAN BLOG! You tired of the mommyblogging, too. Admit it. Truman not tell. Our little sekret, yes? Truman understand. Tracey life sooooo boring, it make Truman sleepy. And hungry. And zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Truman has many hobby, too. Like fud. Eating fud. FUD DELISHUS TO BE EATING, NOM NOM NOM. Sometime Truman feel sad for Tracey. Small human life. Not much...
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April 8, 2008:
Yes, you're now going to have that song stuck in your head all day. And you're welcome.
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April 7, 2008:
We learned a lot about fomites. Fuckin' fomites, man. (Note: Apparently wearing a 1950's housewife get -up somehow helps when dealing with fomites. Who knew?) Oh lawdy, people. I swear to you that I've been trying all weekend to come up with something all-encompassing to say about The Joisey Experience, but it's just not flowing. Those of you who have been to BlogHer doubtless remember well that post-trip feeling of...
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