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April 25, 2008:
Things of note -- the good, the bad, and the fugly: I'm gonna be published! Like, in a real, actual book and stuff! I KNOW! It's like someone confused me -- a lowly child-exploiting pimp -- with a real writer! Oh, inverted world! I am (yawn) A PIMP! YES, AGAIN! BUT IN AN ALL-NEW PIMPTASTIC WAY: I PIMP OTHER BLOGGERS! BLOGGERS I KNOW AND LIKE! FOR SHAME ON ME AND...
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April 24, 2008:
(aka "Bodymore, Murderland") Unbelievably, these two stores exist side-by-side just down the road a piece: Because there's nothing more patriotic than shootin' stuff. I mean, clearly. Sadly, the recession appears to have hit the Killin' Things Industry pretty hard. Lawd, now where will I go to get my knives and "black powder"? ALAS AND WOE.
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April 23, 2008:
I have some things to say. And I beg your pardon if my words gush out ungracefully and artlessly, because all of this has provoked some strong emotions for me, and stirred up what I see as a long-festering crock of rancid bullshit that finally and permanently needs to be chucked into the dustbin of cultural history. So here goes. Please note that after I say what I need to...
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April 22, 2008:
In honor of Earth Day: This is my favorite photo of all the ones I took in California. For so, so many reasons, I don't think I could list them all.
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April 21, 2008:
My trip to California last week can be summed up in two words: DOANS PILLS. I didn't have them, but oh my god how I and my elderly musculoskeletal system wished I did. Tuesday, the day before I left, I pulled something in my back. Well, several somethings. I'm pretty sure this happened when I stupidly lifted a 30 pound box of cat litter, as I frantically endeavored to prepare...
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