Baltimore: We will out-freak your city any day
I need some help here.
Please explain to me what the narrative is behind this little yard diorama I stumbled across Halloween night:
Take your time. Don't strain anything.
. . . . .
ETA: [singing:] One of these things is not like the other.... Still got it, baby! [explanation here]







*snicker* I'm surprised you aren't still standing there saying WTF... That is simply w-e-i-r-d. But funny. Funny & weird. I can't stop looking at it.
Posted by: Bethany | 04 November 2009 at 01:32 PM
@bethany: AND WHAT ARE THOSE TWO FIGURES IN THE FOREGROUND, ANYWAY?!??! (besides terrifying, I mean?) Some kind of mutant pumpkin head and a little dutch boy? WHAT? ARRGH.
Posted by: Sweetney | 04 November 2009 at 01:35 PM
I'm not gonna lie to you...it kinda hurts the eyes AND the brain if you look too long.
Posted by: Mrs Chaos | 04 November 2009 at 01:54 PM
Are you kidding? That dutch boy is terrifying!
Posted by: Deanna | 04 November 2009 at 02:43 PM
*head explodes*
Posted by: Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah | 04 November 2009 at 04:22 PM
Yes, the longer I look at this, the more absurd it becomes, the more discomforted I get... it's just a clusterfuck of Not Goodness, basically.
Posted by: Sweetney | 04 November 2009 at 06:34 PM
You win, Baltimore.
Posted by: Sumo | 04 November 2009 at 07:50 PM
there is something deeply subliminal about this. It must be devil worship.
Posted by: flutter | 04 November 2009 at 10:44 PM
@Sumo: "You win, Baltimore" = PERFECTION.
Posted by: Sweetney | 04 November 2009 at 11:23 PM
All I can say is "What the Hell?" I keep trying but nothing comes.
Posted by: Zoe Right | 05 November 2009 at 01:55 PM
Honestly? That scene freaks me out, and I'm all grown up! Man, if I was a 6-YO trick-or-treater and I walked by that scene. Yikes.
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Posted by: Kathy Sena @ Parent Talk Today | 05 November 2009 at 02:38 PM
ok, that is AWESOME. I don't need an explanation.
Posted by: Aimee Greeblemonkey | 06 November 2009 at 08:07 PM