Scientific Reason: FAIL!

I don't like bees.

What? No no no, bees are good! They pollinate all the fruits and vegetables and grains we grow that get made into the food we eat. Without bees we'd be in big trouble!

Bees scare me.

Honey, you're scared of yellowjackets. Those aren't like bumblebees.

Yellowjackets aren't bees?

Well, no, they aren't bumblebees. They're different. Like how different breeds of dogs aren't all the same.

Some dogs say "woof!" and some say "yip!"

Exactly. And things like that depend on their biological makeup, and that makeup determines lots of things about how they look and act. Yellowjackets are more aggressive than bumblebees, for example.

Mom?

Hmm?

Can I tell you something?

Sure. What?

Dogs don't wear makeup.

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5-year-olds: 1, Biological Determinism: 0